All Smogged Out

Welcome back into my life fellow floggers,

basically, I been to busy getting flogged to update this, you know the drill. Its been a substantially busy week since we left good ole' brisrael. We have conquered our stopover destinations of KL, which can only be implanted into my memory as 'go on get your smog on' or more commonly known as 'smog city'. A few noticable mentions that happened throughout our time in KL are.

- Matty ate his first ever bowl of fish soup for breakie
- Got squirted in the butt by both male and female settings of a baday  ( What a pleasurable experience )
-  Got hassled on the streets of KL by a man on with no shoes on offering us money.
- Questioned about religion and asked why we didn't already have more then one wife.

The middle east was ravaged next by the no do gooders i am travelling with and myself. where do i start with this place, its basically the Meccah of wankers making them dirham dirhams yalllll.. In that being said, I was constantly scraping my jawline up off the sandy desert floor at the utter beauty of the city and its infrastructure. Here are some things i saw with my own two eyes.

Next stop ole' london town. This is corporal cunt signing out Chuuuuuuuuuuuurk

The calm before the storm

Counting down the days till Porktits, Davey Gravey and myself depart on our european adventure. The excitement has been building for awhile now and I think it's starting to set in, I find myself constantly licking my lips and rubbing my hands whilst I pace around the workplace.

In a weeks time I will depart Australia with only a backpack full of my hopes and dreams and my can do attitude.

So everyone come in, sit down, relax and enjoy the flog.

Up the maroons!